May 28, 2004

Smuckers' new ad campaign: "Kick Out the Jam, Motherfuckers!"

"I'm a taste test/At the best fest/Got your crest/On my breast/Take one look/At your cook/Feed yourself/I'm on a hook..." What? The above lyric is from "Beast of Honor", just one of the impossibly midrange tracks on Melissa Auf Der Maur's... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 11:14 AM | Comments (3)

May 21, 2004

Firesticks and Pixies Tickets

@ Pitchfork: John Frusciante - Shadows Collide With People (Warner Bros.) "Heaven, pain, swirl, death, time, belief: these are the splotches of color that burst most before [Frusciante]'s retinas." @ AMG: New Found Glory - Catalyst (Drive-Thru) "[It] should rule... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 4:40 PM

May 14, 2004

Cellar Door

Excerpt from last Saturday night, stuck at a particularly stultifying driveway party... "So what do you do," she says. She's flirty, but a little too far over thirty, and could stand to lose a few LBs. "Well, I'm a rock... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 10:12 AM