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August 25, 2004

Milla Jovovich is My President.

Though I haven't reviewed it yet (that's next week), the Wicker Park soundtrack is just all kinds of hilarious. The film itself should be a hoot - besides the usual place-setting exteriors (Look! It's Josh Hartnett standing in front of... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 11:10 AM

August 20, 2004

"Autumn is my good side," said the lime green sweater.

Only one of the fall's spate of creative films has been released, and I already have a complex, eating away at my gullet like a hungry Frenchman in a Boursin factory. My man Zach Braff got the Rex Reed cabal's... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 10:46 AM

August 12, 2004

The Award Show Review Aggregate, brought to you by Baphomet

Grammys: 2001 - "Where's Soy Bomb?" 2003 - "Don't get me wrong - I'm a fan of afros." 2004 - "Seriously, is Prince a real person?" MTV Video Music Awards: 2001 VMAs - "Sitting next to the Detroit player was... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 3:22 PM | Comments (1)

August 11, 2004

Who the fuck is Adrian Grenier, and doesn't he know that Piven was in "One Crazy Summer"?

I like to think that I'm immune to the stuff. But I might as well face it that, occasionally, wily label-side image-sculpting succesfully deflects even my critical comment into a harmless, out of the way holding pool. Don't worry,... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 10:17 AM

August 3, 2004

"San Diego" is German for "Whale's Vagina"

Jet has crop dusted America. From loud rock adds to iPod ads, in Top 40 playlists and Hollywood party A-lists, the combo is thoroughly cheesing the States' rock hunger away. This is irritating, particularly since Get Born is stuffed with... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 10:38 AM