August 25, 2004

Milla Jovovich is My President.

Though I haven't reviewed it yet (that's next week), the Wicker Park soundtrack is just all kinds of hilarious. The film itself should be a hoot - besides the usual place-setting exteriors (Look! It's Josh Hartnett standing in front of... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 11:10 AM | Comments (0)

August 20, 2004

"Autumn is my good side," said the lime green sweater.

Only one of the fall's spate of creative films has been released, and I already have a complex, eating away at my gullet like a hungry Frenchman in a Boursin factory. My man Zach Braff got the Rex Reed cabal's... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 10:46 AM | Comments (0)

August 12, 2004

The Award Show Review Aggregate, brought to you by Baphomet

Grammys: 2001 - "Where's Soy Bomb?" 2003 - "Don't get me wrong - I'm a fan of afros." 2004 - "Seriously, is Prince a real person?" MTV Video Music Awards: 2001 VMAs - "Sitting next to the Detroit player was... (Read more.)

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August 11, 2004

Who the fuck is Adrian Grenier, and doesn't he know that Piven was in "One Crazy Summer"?

I like to think that I'm immune to the stuff. But I might as well face it that, occasionally, wily label-side image-sculpting succesfully deflects even my critical comment into a harmless, out of the way holding pool. Don't worry,... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 10:17 AM | Comments (0)

August 03, 2004

"San Diego" is German for "Whale's Vagina"

Jet has crop dusted America. From loud rock adds to iPod ads, in Top 40 playlists and Hollywood party A-lists, the combo is thoroughly cheesing the States' rock hunger away. This is irritating, particularly since Get Born is stuffed with... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 10:38 AM | Comments (0)