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August 12, 2004

The Award Show Review Aggregate, brought to you by Baphomet

Grammys:
2001 - "Where's Soy Bomb?"

2003 - "Don't get me wrong - I'm a fan of afros."

2004 - "Seriously, is Prince a real person?"

MTV Video Music Awards:
2001 VMAs - "Sitting next to the Detroit player was some west coast pussy, Ms Pam Anderson."

2002 VMAs - "Jimmy Fallon creamed his designer jeans."

2003 VMAs - "Their girl-on-girl power failed like their manager's cheap Russian cologne."

American Music Awards:
2002 - "Hopping around like Martin Gramatica and hugging Method Man, who later got you high in the back of his Escalade. Highlight of your life."

2003 - "Steve Harvey's eyes were shadowy under the brim of his fedora."

Teen Choice Awards:
2002 - "Dressing your daughter like a coked-out Shakira impersonator."

2003 - "The framework really is sticking out of the trashbin out back."

2004 - "JoJo will kill us all."

JTL

Posted by Johnny Loftus at August 12, 2004 03:22 PM

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