New Guy's in the corner puking his guts out.

Fat Possum's new Junior Kimbrough tribute was hard to review, because I couldn't get past track four. It's true, "the Heartless Bastards moan [Kimbrough]'s 'Done Got Old' so loud hell can hear". The Ohio trio is one of my favorite... (Read more.)

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January 06, 2005

Hydrofluoric acid: Not safe for work.

The Metro Times music staff makes its ten-best (and one worst) lists. Ashlee Simpson doesn't fare well. Speaking of Ashlee, for posterity's sake here's a ramble concerning her Orange Bow(e)l performance, originally posted in the GloNo message boards. From Glorious... (Read more.)

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January 03, 2005

www.whereisalankeyescurrentlyshitting.com

On Lindsay Lohan's Speak: "Speak isn't even music - it's a Darvocet IV drip for people who Tivo E! News Live, and it hates you." On Gwen Stefani and her Love.Angel.Music.Baby: ...With [LAMB] she's integrated her personae, tapped the right... (Read more.)

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