July 28, 2005

Dance for Inspiration - Just Like Kid Illusion.

Somebody's Miracle is Liz Phair's new album, slated for a 10/4 release. I've heard none of it, and the advance press materials just spit out a bunch of muck like "it's a bold, ambitious collection of songs that embraces elements... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 10:32 AM | Comments (0)

July 22, 2005

Sting's orgasm just ended.

I’m tired of flipping burgers and frying fries. I finally got down and realized that to be a success takes determination; that’s why I spent last weekend at Intonation. I can’t wait for football season, because it’ll be awesome when... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 12:24 PM | Comments (1)

July 14, 2005

Bobby Atreyu.

"Rock Star: INXS" - the hilariousity continues. This guy got cut the fuck out. Well Wil with one L, maybe you shouldn't have sung a Jesus Jones song your second time out. You also should have spoken up during "Need... (Read more.)

Posted by Johnny Loftus at 10:19 AM | Comments (1)