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August 31, 2005

Reanimated Honest Abe gets loose, kidnaps dolphin.

Best reissue of the year so far?

“Musician, bandit, or bardic criminal? Whatever the verdict, honesty is the motor on [David Allen Coe]'s Penitentiary Blues.”

America's answer to Franz, or Spoon with less talent and dollar sign eyes?

"The anxious and modern children of indie rock and new wave, OK Go will always have something you can love."

Natasha Bedingfield? Oh, actually it's Ellie Lawson. Drum programs fuel their empowerment equally.

"'Gotta Get Up from Here' really is a great single - DJ Lethal's production meshes the organic and electronic sides ably as Lawson sings about a life crisis at 25."


A personal note: Are you the person that stole my tan 1999 Toyota Corolla this past Saturday in Chicago? You know, the one with 130,000 miles on it and a pile of crappy promotional CDs in the back seat? If so, please contact me at johnny@gloriousnoise.com so we can discuss what color scheme you choose for the eventual Fast and Furiousizing of my car. I'm not a huge fan of ground effects, nor purple power stripes. So I'm thinking you should try a black lacquer base coat matched to a bright red that'll swoop across the front grill, side panels, and part of the hood. Then add some yellow piping to differentiate the red against the black, and maybe some promotional stickers right near the door, just for that race car touch. Oh, and a five-point safety harness. Have to have that; it just looks cool. Plus, it'll keep you safe while you drive around in my car! Thanks, buddy! Oh yeah, and fuck off.


Posted by Johnny Loftus at August 31, 2005 9:59 AM

Comments (1)


that totally sucks about your car..

mad bummer,